Goosey, Goosey Gander
The Smiths heard Liza Gander, their maid, in the bathroom laughing and giggling for nearly an hour.
“What’s so funny, Liza?” asked Mrs. Smith, knocking on the bathroom door.
“Lawsa me,” replied Liza between giggles. “Ize so nervous, ah caint dry mesself.”
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