I Don’t

My mama told me not to smoke—

I Don’t.

Nor listen to a naughty joke—

I Don’t.

They made it clear I must not wink

At handsome men nor even think

About intoxicating drink—

I Don’t.

To dance and flirt is very wrong—

I Don’t.

Wild girls chase men, wine and song—

I Don’t.

I kiss no boys, not even one.

I do not know how it is done.

You wouldn’t think I’d have much fun—

I Don’t.

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