Latest Ballad

We will now sing: “The Liveryman’s Sweet Daughter; All But Me Knew Her.”

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“Sweet Patootie!” gasped the bee, as he pushed his head high enough to get a breath of fresh air, “Bees may come and bees may go, but the Bull goes on forever.”

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“Batter up for the wheatcakes,” shouted the cook in the beanery, who was an ex-umpire.

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A successful magazine cover is one that has very little cover for the girl.

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