My Little Home-Made Bar

While the wintry wind is blowing, and it’s hailing and it’s snowing;

Folks all wonder how I manage to keep warm.

If they only knew the reason why I always keep in season,

At my door, an endless line would straightway form,

Comes the Summer, hot and torrid, I don’t swear it’s blinkin’ horrid,

It’s a time of joy and comfort, I declare,

For in my lowly cellar is the coziest rathskellar,

That’s my little home-made bar beneath the stair.

Thus I scorn official blighters who’d regenerate booze fighters,

By arresting them and placing them in jail;

Virtue can’t be legislated into man, degenerated,

Ancient rights can’t be usurped—they will prevail,

So I’m happy, hail and hearty and sometimes put on a party

Of my own without a solitary care,

Where I spend such blissful hours, in the fairest of all bowers,

In my little home-made bar beneath the stair.

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