Anatomy Students, Attention
(Terre Haute, Ind., Post)
Gertrude Hoffman, classic dancer, was considering the advisability of muzzling her pet snake today. While she was dancing the “Princess of Rajah” last night, the reptile bit her on the left leg, between the overture and the climax.
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“These stockings were all in this world,” she said,
“That my poor mother left to me.”
The lawyer said, as the will he read:
“What a beautiful legacy.”
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