Human Nature

Absence makes the heart grow fonder,

Peroxide makes the blonde grow blonder,

Onions make the breath grow stronger,

But Bunk makes the grass grow longer.

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I love a lassie,

She’s skinny, but she’s classy,

She’s as neat as the paper on the wall;

She’s got a face like a dragon,

A shape like a horse and wagon,

She’s my lassie of the Scotch mask ball.

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