Human Nature
Absence makes the heart grow fonder,
Peroxide makes the blonde grow blonder,
Onions make the breath grow stronger,
But Bunk makes the grass grow longer.
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I love a lassie,
She’s skinny, but she’s classy,
She’s as neat as the paper on the wall;
She’s got a face like a dragon,
A shape like a horse and wagon,
She’s my lassie of the Scotch mask ball.
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