In Memoriam
To a chemistry student who drank Sulphuric Acid thinking it was water.
Here lies the remains of William Dough;
Now he is no more,
For what he thought was H₂O
Was H₂SO₄.
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Mrs. Murphy was getting the supper for the children on Saturday night, when a young woman came to her door.
“I’m a collector for the Drunkards’ Home,” she said, “Could you help us?”
“Come around tonight and I’ll give you Murphy,” she replied, as she went on with her work.
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Elsie had a little light,
She had it trained no doubt,
Cause every time that William called,
That little light went out.
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