Some Female Types
The Alarm Clock Type—Shrill voice, large hands and a plain face.
The Wrist Watch Type—Small framed, handsomely embellished; very erratic.
The Mantel-piece Type—Pretty features, with nothing reliable behind them.
The Big Ben Type—Hardest to face in the morning.
The Wall Type—Very fancy, having a good swing, and goes “Cuckoo” without attention.
The Eight-day Type—Steady and reliable, but, once started, stops for nothing less than an axe.
The Ingersoll Type—Goes through fire, flood, famine and earthquake without changing in constancy, yet, once lost, its owner doesn’t think it worth the price of an advertisement.
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The big girls who have little brothers,
Who always run and tell their mothers
Whate’er they hear and see, know well
In life ’tis little things that tell.
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A pretty girl jumps to the conclusion that every man she meets wants to kiss her. And the wonder of it all is that she is right.
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