Mary Jane

Ah, here we have the second spasm of the rollicking thirst emporium ditty:

Oh, she promised to meet me

When the clock struck seventeen,

At the stockyards, just three miles out of town,

Where the pig eyes and pig ears and the

Tough old Texas steers

Sell for sirloin steak at

Eighteen cents a pound.

CHORUS:

Oh, she’s my honey, my baby,

She’s maul-eyed, she’s crazy,

She’s knock-kneed, she’s pigeon-toed, she’s lame.

Although her lower teeth are phoney

From eating Swift’s bologna,

She’s my freckled face, consumptive Mary Jane.

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