Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 22, July, 1921 / America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy

by Various

Why Did He Shaker?

Because he saw

• The Spoon Holder
• The Potato Masher
• The Lemon Squeezer
• The Egg Beater
• The Can Opener
• The Nut Cracker

But when he saw

• The Cork Puller

He gave her up.

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