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A young lady went into a department store and told the clerk she wanted a pair of garters.

“What kind?” he asked.

“Rubber,” said she.

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Yes, Gwendolyn, a divorce suit is the opposite to a union suit.

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Little Willie’s definition of a kiss is something I got in my mouth and you got in your mouth and we push our mouths together.

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HE KISSED ME,

And oh, the ecstacy of that fond embrace.

HE KISSED ME,

And he got a slap in the face.

HE KISSED ME,

And got a thump on the chin. But—

HE KISSED ME,

Agin and agin.

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