A New Version
Here’s to the short skirt and the street car steps. May they never meet.
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The old fashioned woman who used to take her troubles to the Lord, has a daughter who now takes them to a lawyer.
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If at first some men don’t succeed they fail, and fail again.
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A fat man has another advantage over his thin brethren—he knows exactly where his cigar ashes are going to land.
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