Most Assuredly

“Where shall I find ladies’ waists?”

“Between the neckwear and the hosiery, madam.”


Our Rural Mail Box

Will Wright—Certainly not, Will; the Rev. “Golightly” Morrill writes only of things he has seen—not his personal experiences.

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Rev. Numm—We have mislaid our best recipe, but whatever you use, don’t forget the raisins.

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Della K. Tessen—No, Della, he was no gentleman.

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Lew Dikrus—When Gus was that way he shaved his head and burned his clothes.

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Cora Gate—Slap his face the next time.

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Iva Byte—Yes, all men are like that.

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Gracey—No, Gracey, I don’t walk in my sleep. I take carfare to bed with me.

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A NATIONAL BIRD IS THE EAGLE—WITH THE STORK A CLOSE SECOND.

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