Oh, Happy Existence

The tom cat walketh on the fence

And calleth to his mate;

Oh, would that he would hie him hence

When he has got a date.

He cometh when my eyelids close,

To keep his moonlit tryst,

And rouses me from my sweet repose,

To pray that he’ll desist

’Tis true the tom cat grieves me sore

When he doth prowl around;

But would that I, like he, got more

Of those long evenings out.

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