Honest, This Is True

I no’a fel’la named Fawcett,

Who went to his cel’la dee’pos’it,

But when he got dare,

The barrel was bare,

And “Gus” was asleep at the Fau’cet.

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Our idea of the height of vanity is to stand in front of a looking glass when you’re asleep.

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