Velvet Joe Says—
Don’t fuss with hubby about droppin’ tobacco ashes on the carpet. Them ashes keep the moths out an’ the hubby in.
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Some folks would rather
Blow their own horns than
Listen to Sousa’s Band.
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Greatness does not depend on size. Napoleon if he were living today would never get a job as a cop.
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