What Ho?

First Lunch Hound—“Well, old strawberry, howsa boy? I just had a plate of oxtail soup and feel bully.”

Second Counter Fiend—“Nothing to it, old watermelon. I just had a plate of hash and feel like everything.”

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He knew that she would thank him not,

He cared not for her scorn;

He offered her his street car seat,

To keep her off his corn.

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