A New Melody
One of the latest song hits in Southern California is “And we will get a little bungalow in Hollywood and live our own sweet way.”
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Indeed, Aloysius, you’re right—socks are the most frugal things in the world. They wouldn’t think of dropping a scent until they’re washed. Hoping you are the same, I am,
Antiseptically speaking,
Yours for safety first,
Bilious Billy.
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Do you need any typewriter supplies? Yes, send me two pounds of candy and a box of chewing gum.
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About the only amusement women appear to have nowadays is smoking cigarettes, shaking the shimmy, and shooting their husbands.
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We wonder where the pictures that used to hang in the bar rooms are now?
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