Oh, Cholly!
Gwendolyn—“This is my beau’s birthday, but I don’t know what present to give him.”
Susie—“Give him a book.”
“But he already has a book.”
“Give him a box of cigars.”
“But he doesn’t smoke.”
“Give him a case of Near Beer.”
“But he doesn’t drink.”
“Well, if that’s the sort of guy he is, you’d better send him a kimona.”
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