Another Clean Joke

A handkerchief and a sock, by chance met in a tub at the laundry.

“How did you get in here?” asked the sock.

“Oh, I was blown in,” replied the handkerchief.

“I was scent,” said the sock.

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“I’ve got to hand it to you,” quavered the citizen as he passed over his pocketbook to the hold-up man.

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