Honesty, the Cheap Policy
Hear John West got two years for stealing a horse?
Yes, serves him right. Why didn’t he buy it and not pay?
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Preacher—Don’t you know it’s wrong to put worms on that hook and insert it in a fish?
Johnnie—These aren’t worms, but that’s what the other suckers thought.
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The strength of a kiss is generally measured by its length.—Byron.
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