Little Cowlet O’ Mine

I have a little calf,

(The kind that eats the hay)

It gets its ate

La tete a tete

Through the milky way.

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Every right-minded woman is cheered by the thought of having pretty undies on—even if nobody sees them.

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In the battle-scarred words of the cave-man: “I want my wine weak and my women strong.”

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