Towser Likes His Morsel
The man getting his hair cut noticed that the barber’s dog, which was lying on the floor beside the chair, had his eyes fixed on his master at work. “Nice dog that,” said the customer.
“He is, sir.”
“He seems very fond of watching you cut hair.”
“It ain’t that, sir,” explained the barber. “You see, sometimes I make a mistake and snip off a little bit of a customer’s ear.”
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