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Ashes to ashes, sand to sand; please show me a butcher that won’t weigh his hand.

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I know a man who refuses to shave until he gets a drink of good liquor. He is now tripping on his beard.

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Were you ever at sea?

No, madam, I came over from Ireland in a wagon.

How could you cross the ocean in a wagon?

Why, my good woman, I rowed over.

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