This Can’t Be True
A traveling man had missed his train and went back to his home. He took his pass keys out of his pocket, opened the door, and to his great surprise his wife was sitting on his best friend’s lap, and kissing him.
“Smith, I’ve set a trap for you and caught you,” shouted the irate husband.
Smith replied, “With bait like this, you can catch me any time!”
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