Too Fast!
The Victor Dog sat on a talking machine and the record ran so fast, that the dog’s head caught up with his tail, and he didn’t have room to pass “His Master’s Voice.”
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Olaf had a little dog,
’Twas free from fleas and sins;
One day it squeezed right through the fence,
And barked—its little shins.
—Shakespeare.
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