Torch Pulls This One
It’s a long road that has no roadhouse.
Our Rural Mail Box
Bridget—Better put on your woolen socks, Bridget, or you will catch cold in your lungs.
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Andy Gump—A continuous buzzing noise in your ears is not always a sign of serious mental trouble, or any other illness. It is probably the first indication that your wife needs a new hat.
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Sweet Marie—You are mistaken, Marie. The Scottish Highlanders are not members of the Middlesex Regiment.
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Weeping Winnie—Cheer up, Winnie. You are overdosed on pessimism and, in retrospection, I feel sure you have presented a very sad aspect to the cynics of humanity.
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Queen Liz—Your singing lessons may keep the wolf away from the door, ’tis true, if the wolf hears you.
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“You can’t pick me up—I’m not of that metal,” said the piece of glass to the bar magnet.
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Naughty Nellie—Where does your lap go when you stand up?
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Willie Zatso—It is considered bad manners for children to stick their elbows out when cutting their meat at dinner. You might make your father cut his mouth.
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A knock-kneed man walked down the street. Said the right knee to the left knee, “If you let me get around this time I’ll let you get around next time.”
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