We Clipped This

“I’ve got that down Pat,” said Mrs. Flanigan, as she gave her son a dose of castor oil.

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Bob—“You look sweet enough to eat.”

Gert—“I do! Where shall we go?”

* * *

Frank Adams in a recent Cosmopolitan story describes the modern dance thusly:

“If there wasn’t any music they would be arrested.”

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My head is dizzy,

My eyes are getting sore,

That’s all for this issue,

There ain’t any more.