We Clipped This
“I’ve got that down Pat,” said Mrs. Flanigan, as she gave her son a dose of castor oil.
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Bob—“You look sweet enough to eat.”
Gert—“I do! Where shall we go?”
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Frank Adams in a recent Cosmopolitan story describes the modern dance thusly:
“If there wasn’t any music they would be arrested.”
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My head is dizzy,
My eyes are getting sore,
That’s all for this issue,
There ain’t any more.