Business as Usual

(From the Tryon, N. C. News.)

Wallace Jackson called on Miss Jennie Barnett as usual.

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It is refreshing to know that the woman who was brought up for biting a man in self defense has been bound over to keep the piece.

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Washington woman wants the Congress to impose a tax upon bachelors varying from one dollar a year for men from 21 to 24 to $5 for men of 65 or over. She should reverse her scale and tax the bachelors while they are useful. A bachelor of 65 is not worth taxing—from a woman’s standpoint.

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Here’s to the girl that’s strictly in it,

Who holds her head for every minute,

Plays well the game and knows her limit

And still gets all the fun there’s in it.

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Dode Leonard tells us that near beer is like looking through a keyhole with a glass eye.

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Missouri is noted for three things: Raising democrats, mules and hell.

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You say “Bye, bye,”

To some sweet little blonde,

And she says: “Sweet Daddy,

Get bottled in bond.”

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