Interpretative Dancing

I saw a barefoot lady dip,

And kneel and rise and poise and hover,

As if to pin a pillow slip

Upon the line stretched high above her.

“This must be comedy,” I said,

“Some esoteric highbrow joshing,

This nymph who moves with classic tread

Is hanging out the family washing.”

The program told me I was wrong—

The dance was labeled “Slumber Song.”

I saw a maid with flying feet,

Whose clothes were singularly airy,

Go running through a field of wheat,

With all the fleetness of a fairy.

When I had gazed awhile askance

At her abbreviated habit,

I thought “The title of this dance

Is ‘Girl in Nighty Chasing Rabbit.’”

My guess was wrong—the program said:

“A Russian Peasant’s Prayer for Bread.”

Six damsels, very sparsely clad

In white diaphanous confections,

Came tearing in and ran like mad

In many different directions.

“Aha!” I cried, “I think I get

The meaning of this scene before us;

The title of it, I will bet,

Is ‘Mouse Stampedes a Ziegfeld Chorus.’”

But my conjecture went astray—

The dance was “Woodland Birds in May.”

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