Probably Still Together
(From the Cornell, Ill., Journal.)
Joseph Highland and Miss Zelma Gourley left together, Monday, to get married. At time of going to press we have not heard any further particulars.
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Oh, Geraldine, are the seams of my stockings on straight?
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We will now sing: “He Asked For Bread,” and the curtain came down with a roll.
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Ah-h! How would ze mamma like to kees ze papa?
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Better to have loved and lost than to have been divorced and alimonied.
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A remarkable man is the Hindoo.
He wears no clothes—makes his skindoo.
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Who’s your new girl, Sam?
She’s not a new girl. She’s only my old one painted over.
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Here’s to the happiest days of my life,
Spent in the arms of another mans wife.
My mother.
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Here’s to the glass we so love to sip,
It dries many a pensive tear;
’Tis not so sweet as a woman’s lip,
But a danged sight more sincere.
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