EIGHT GOOD RIDDLES.
Feet have they, but they walk not—stoves.
Eyes have they, but they see not—potatoes.
Teeth have they, but they chew not—saws.
Noses have they, but they smell not—teapots.
Mouths have they, but they taste not—rivers.
Hands have they, but they handle not—Clocks.
Ears have they, but they hear not—cornstalks.
Tongues have they, but they talk not—wagons.
Teacher—“I am sorry, William, to have to whip a big boy like you. It grieves me terribly.”
William—“It don’t grieve you half as much as it does me.”