He Didn’t Mind His Going Once
An elderly gentleman, a stranger in New York and not sure of his way, stopped a young man on Fifth Avenue and said:
“Young man, I would like very much to go to Central Park.”
The young man became thoughtful for a moment, and then, looking the old gentleman in the face, said:
“Well, I don’t mind your going just this once, but don’t ever, ever ask me to go there again.”