She Had Him That Time
It was the same old story of a man who refused to tell his wife the outcome of a business transaction in which, naturally, she took a deep interest.
“No,” he sneered, “I won’t tell you. If I did you’d repeat it. You women can never keep a secret.”
“John,” said the woman quietly, “have I ever told the secret about the solitaire engagement ring you gave me eighteen years ago being paste?”