So Mother—So Son

Vincent was altogether too garrulous in school to please his teachers. Such punishments as the institution allowed to be meted out were tried without any apparent effect upon the boy until at last the head Master decided to mention the lad’s fault upon his monthly report.

So the next report to his father had these words: “Vincent talks a great deal.”

Back came the report by mail duly signed, but with this written in red ink under the comment: “You ought to hear his mother.”