What He Used the Milk For
A clergyman had been for some time displeased with the quality of milk served him. At length he determined to remonstrate with his milkman for supplying such weak stuff. He began mildly:
“I’ve been wanting to see you in regard to the quality of milk with which you are serving me.”
“Yes, sir,” uneasily answered the tradesman.
“I only wanted to say,” continued the minister, “that I use the milk for drinking purposes exclusively, and not for christening.”