A Leaf from Punch.
TIRED OF THE WORLD.
Grandmamma.—"Why what's the matter with my Pet?"
Child.—"Why, Grandma, after giving the subject every consideration, I have come to the conclusion that—the World is Hollow, and my Doll is stuffed with Sawdust, so—I—should—like—if you please, to be a Nun?"
PLEASURE TRIP OF Messrs. ROBINSON AND JONES.
It is cold on deck, and they think it would be better to lie down below. Robinson and Jones are here represented at the moment of entering the cabin. It is inconveniently full already, and every body is snoring.
Robinson returns to the deck, and, in despair, seats himself upon what he considers a pile of cable, coats, canvas, luggage, &c. How is he to know that it is a lady and gentleman?
Robinson before and after a sea voyage.
A PERFECT WRETCH.
Wife.—"Why, dear me, William; how Time flies! I declare we have been married Ten Years to-day."
Wretch.—"Have we, love? I am sure I thought it had been a great deal longer."