TWO OF THEM.
Fred. "Did you know that Captain Thribble had two left legs?"
Uncle Ned. "Nonsense!"
Fred. "But it's not nonsense. His right leg was left at Gettysburg, wasn't it? And he has a left leg still, hasn't he?"
Fred. "Did you know that Captain Thribble had two left legs?"
Uncle Ned. "Nonsense!"
Fred. "But it's not nonsense. His right leg was left at Gettysburg, wasn't it? And he has a left leg still, hasn't he?"