A VALID REASON.
Jimmieboy had just moved into town, and he didn't like hotel life.
"What's the matter, Jimmieboy? Why don't you like it here?" asked a friend.
"Oh, it's sort of flat," said Jimmieboy. "Home I can go all over the house, but here pop's got lots of visitors that seem to own the rooms. I wish he'd never hired this old hotel!"