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Heber. "Papa, we call a war between people of the same nation an internecine war, don't we?"
Father. "Yes, my boy."
Heber. "Wouldn't it be better to call it an internephew war? The nieces never have anything to do with war."
Bobby. "Did you turn over a new leaf?"
Jack. "Yes, I did, December 31st."
Bobby. "Why didn't you wait until New-Year's day?"
Jack. "Because, you see, if the leaf flies back again, I can say it was last year's leaf."