From Harper's Young People Series.
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| The Mystery of Abel Forefinger. By William Drysdale. |
| Raftmates.—Canoemates.—Campmates.—Dorymates. By Kirk Munroe. |
| Young Lucretia, and Other Stories. By Mary E. Wilkins. |
| A Boy's Town. By W. D. Howells. |
| Diego Pinzon. By J. R. Coryell. |
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| Wakulla.—The Flamingo Feather.—Derrick Sterling.—Chrystal, Jack & Co., and Delta Bixby. By Kirk Munroe. |
| The Talking Leaves.—Two Arrows.—The Red Mustang. By W. O. Stoddard. |
| Prince Lazybones, and Other Stories. By Mrs. W. J. Hays. |
| The Ice Queen. By Ernest Ingersoll. |
| Uncle Peter's Trust. By George B. Perry. |
| Toby Tyler.—Mr. Stubbs's Brother.—Tim and Tip.—Left Behind.—Raising the "Pearl."—Silent Pete. By James Otis. |
| The Four Macnicols. By William Black. |
| The Lost City.—Into Unknown Seas. By David Ker. |
| The Story of Music and Musicians.—Jo's Opportunity.—Rolf House.—Mildred's Bargain, and Other Stories.—Nan.—The Colonel's Money.—The Household of Glen Holly. By Lucy C. Lillie. |
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WICKED WILLIE'S DREAM.
The combination of too much huckleberry pudding and a guilty conscience after annoying his sister's pet kitten.
Teacher. "Now, girls, you all know what liquid measure is. Little Alice may tell me what measure treats of inches, feet, and yards."
Little Alice. "Tape measure, teacher."
Auntie was a Southern mammy who had come North with the family she was born in, for the first time in her life. The sights and peculiarities of the Northern people, so strange to her eyes, caused her a great deal of trouble and confusion, and also provoked much mirth. Now Auntie had seen but little ice in the South, and one very warm day she addressed her young missus: "Lor', chile, I's dot a powerful headdake."
"Why, Auntie, I'll get you some ice," which the young lady did, telling her to put some in a handkerchief around her head, and take a small piece in her mouth.
Auntie started to do as she was directed, but evidently overdid it, for in a short time she burst into the dining-room, shouting,
"O Lor', missee, I's frizzed, I's gwine ter die. O Lor' er massy, gim me some hot water, quick, befo' I's a dead mammy."
"Why, what on earth is the matter, Auntie?"
After a great deal of trouble, the following explanation was given:
"I's done swallow dat piece of ice as youse tole me, an' it stuck in my chest, an' den it began ter freeze all my chest, an' I done feel it er reachin' fer my heart. Dat settled it sure 'nough. Nothin' would stop that freezin' till I swallered de hot water ter melt it. Yes, I's better now, but I don' want no more ob dat ice."
Teacher. "If your father was to hear of your bad conduct it would make his hair turn gray."
Bobby. "I beg your pardon, sir, my father hasn't any hair left."
Tommy. "Why does the sun rise in the east?"
Bobby. "I guess there must be a (y)east factory over that way."
First Boy. "Did you hurt yourself when you fell that time?"
Second Boy. "Nop, not when I fell; it was when I hit the ground I hurt myself."