BOBBY'S TROUBLE.
I'm generally contenter
Than any boy I know,
I'm satisfied most always
Whate'er may come or go.
But this time I'm dissatisfied,
A most peculiar biz!
There's something that I want to do,
But I don't know what it is.
Phrenologist. "I see that you have a good many lumps on your head; they all mean something."
Charlie. "I guess they do. The larger one is where Fred Mason struck me with a bat; the one next to it I got from falling down the stairs."
Mother. "Jack, what are you going to do with the screw-driver?"
Jack. "I'm going to fasten the screw which Willie Mason said I had loose this morning."