AT THE CIRCUS.
Kangaroo. "You had great luck last year getting your trunk through the custom-house without paying a duty."
Elephant. "Never mind; you have your chance this year."
Kangaroo. "What do you mean?"
Elephant. "Don't you know this is leap-year?"
Mother. "What are you going to do with that ear of corn?"
Bobby. "I'm going to eat it, so's I'll be sure to hear you call to-morrow morning."