A GOOD REASON.
"I don't see why you sent me to bed for being just impudent," sobbed Wilbur.
"It is very easily explained," said his father. "You are impudent because you got out of bed on the wrong side this morning. I want you to go to bed for an hour, and then see if you can't get out on the right side."
A pun-loving little chap went to school the other morning with a dirty face, and when the teacher asked him why he didn't wash it, he said,
"Why, ma'am, I've got such a cold in my head I was afraid the water would freeze on my face."