A MISTAKE.
"It's a great mistake," said Bobbie Tompkins, "to say that we Americans are born free."
"Why, Bobbie?"
"Look at that baby of ours. Was he born free? I guess not. He ain't allowed to do nothin' he wants ter."
"That was a great game of ball the Nomeals and Hungerfoods played the other day."
"Was it? What was the score?"
"Nothing to eight."