A DISTINCTION
First Gourmet. "That was Mr. Dobbs I just nodded to."
Second Gourmet. "I know."
First G. "He asked me to dine at his house next Thursday—but I can't. Ever dined at Dobbs's?"
Second G. "No. Never dined. But I've been there to dinner!"
Auctioneer. "Lot 52. A genuine Turner. Painted during the artist's lifetime. What offers, gentlemen?"
Millionaire (who has been shown into fashionable artist's studio, and has been kept waiting a few minutes). "Shop!"