ART INTELLIGENCE
She (reads). "There are upwards of fifty English painters and sculptors now in Rome——"
He (British Philistine—served on a late celebrated jury!). "Ah! no wonder we couldn't get that scullery white-washed!"
Devoted little wife (to hubbie, who has been late at the club). "Now, dear, see, your breakfast is quite ready. A nice kipper, grilled chicken and mushrooms with bacon, poached eggs on toast—tea and coffee. Anything else you'd like, dearie?"
Victim of last night (groans). "Yes—an appetite!" [Collapses.
