MR. PUNCH IN BOHEMIA

The Invalid Author.—Wife. "Why, nurse is reading a book, darling! Who gave it her?" Husband. "I did, my dear." Wife. "What book is it?" Husband. "It's my last." Wife. "Darling! When you knew how important it is that she shouldn't go to sleep!"


A Bookworm's Observation.—When a man has got turned of 70, he is in the appendix of life.


Table of Contents.—The dinner table.