PUNCH'S PROVERBS
Most sticks have two ends, and a muff gets hold of the wrong one.
The good boy studies his lesson; the bad boy gets it.
If sixpence were sunshine, it would never be lost in the giving.
The man that is happy in all things will rejoice in potatoes.
Three removes are better than a dessert.
Dinner deferred maketh the hungry man mad.
Bacon without liver is food for the mind.
Forty winks or five million is one sleep.
You don't go to the Mansion House for skilligolee.
Three may keep counsel if they retain a barrister.
What is done cannot be underdone.
You can't make a pair of shoes out of a pig's tail.
Dinner hour is worth every other, except bedtime.
No hairdresser puts grease into a wise man's head.
An upright judge for a downright rogue.
Happiness is the hindmost horse in the Derby.
Look before you sit.
Bear and forebear is Bruin and tripe.
Believe twice as much as you hear of a lady's age.
Content is the conjuror that turns mock-turtle into real.
There is no one who perseveres in well-doing like a thorough humbug.
The loosest fish that drinks is tight.
Education won't polish boots.
Experience is the mother of gumption.
Half-a-crown is better than no bribe.
Utopia hath no law.
There is no cruelty in whipping cream.
Care will kill a cat; carelessness a Christian.
He who lights his candle at both ends, spills grease.
Keep your jokes to yourself, and repeat other people's.
The Best Text-book for Pugilists.—Knox on anatomy.
Acrobats' Tipple.—Champagne in tumblers.
What our Artist has to put up with.—Fond Mother. "I do wish you would look over some of my little boy's sketches, and give me your candid opinion on them. They strike me as perfectly marvellous for one so young. The other day he drew a horse and cart, and, I can assure you, you could scarcely tell the difference."
