"Selection."
Brown (as he was leaving our Art Conversazione, after a rattling scramble in the cloak-room). "Confound it! Got my own hat, after all!"
Eccentric Old Gent (whose pet aversion is a dirty child). "Go away, you dirty girl, and wash your face!"
Indignant Youngster. "You go 'ome, you dirty old man, and do yer 'air!"
Musical Fact.—People are apt to complain of the vile tunes that are played about the streets by grinding organs, and yet they may all be said to be the music of Handle.
